i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
When I thought the song of my url couldn’t be more perfect, this version appears…
if you’ve never pretended to be a waterbender in the shower you’re lying to yourself