tenzin: good morning, everyo--
tenzin: Meelo!! What is that in your mouth!!
tenzin: Korra, why is Meelo-- KORRA? WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO COOK? WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?
tenzin: HONEY, WHERE'S-- JINORA! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S STASH OF BOOKS IMMEDIATELY!! DON'T HELP HER REACH THE STASH, BOLIN! IT'S ON A HIGH SHELF FOR A REASO--
tenzin: IKKI! PUT THAT CUP OF LECHEE JUICE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME I WILL-- DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!
tenzin: NOW I NEED A MOP FROM THE THE CLO-- MAKO? ASAMI? WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS--
tenzin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WATER BROKE, WOMAN?
tenzin: IT'S ONLY THE FIRST MORNING
tenzin: THE FIRST MORNING!!
Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda...
azseenontv: FANGIRL COUNTS!
thetravellerstory: I would have never rebloged this if it weren’t as awesome as it is.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
Badass characters..and Mako.
Asami: I began to develop a friendship with the Avatar, won a drag race, and stood up to my crazy ass father!
Bolin: I told off this annoying cop.
Korra: I suspected a rich guy of being a mole and I was right, and I screwed up his Equalst machines!
Lin: I proved I was truly Toph's daughter by being a badass metalbender and turning in my badge to BREAK SOME RULES.
Tenzin: I was a total Mama bear when some assholes tried to hurt Korra and DID YOU SEE MY AIRBENDING WHEEL THINGY?
Hiroshi: I'm pretty crazy, but I secretly funded the Equalist movement for years without anyone taking notice, and i can operate that Equalist machine like it's no one's business.
Cabbage Man: I HAVE A FUCKING STATUE.
Mako: ...I sneezed.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!
Bryan: So, Mike, how should we fuck shit up this week?
Mike: Hmmm... OH! OH! I'VE GOT IT! FIRST, LETS HINT AT A FRIENDSHIP BUILDUP BETWEEN KORRA AND ASAMI, THEN DESTOY IT BEFORE IT HAS EVEN HAPPENS!
Bryan: YES. I LIKE THIS. YES.
Mike: THEN, LETS GIVE THE FANDOM THE WORST POSSIBLE FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA BY BRINGING CABBAGE MAN AND TOPHS LEGACIES INTO THE STORY.
Bryan: YES. YES. LET THEM BURN IN THEIR MEMORIES.
Mike: THEN, LETS LEAVE THEM WITH WITH AN OMINOUS ENDING THAT EMPLIES A MAJOR SHIT STORM OF SHIPPING AND EMOTIONALLY DAMAGING MATERIAL TO COME, BUT LETS NOT SHOW THE NEXT EPISODE FOR TWO. WEEKS.
Bryan: LETS DO THIS SHIT.
*Creator War Cry*