up sixty seconds of peace of mind.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson. (via sifu-kisu)
May 2012
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up sixty seconds of peace of mind.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson. (via sifu-kisu)
My neighbor just passed away.
She was about 40 years old, with three kids, and was one of the strongest women I’ve ever seen. Her strength wasn’t physical at all, she’s had treatments for her cancer for three years now, and it has weakened her greatly. But everytime we saw her coming for the Tai…
- tenzin: good morning, everyo--
- tenzin: Meelo!! What is that in your mouth!!
- tenzin: Korra, why is Meelo-- KORRA? WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO COOK? WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?
- tenzin: HONEY, WHERE'S-- JINORA! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER'S STASH OF BOOKS IMMEDIATELY!! DON'T HELP HER REACH THE STASH, BOLIN! IT'S ON A HIGH SHELF FOR A REASO--
- tenzin: IKKI! PUT THAT CUP OF LECHEE JUICE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME I WILL-- DON'T SPILL IT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!
- tenzin: NOW I NEED A MOP FROM THE THE CLO-- MAKO? ASAMI? WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HERE? THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUS--
- tenzin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR WATER BROKE, WOMAN?
- tenzin: IT'S ONLY THE FIRST MORNING
- tenzin: THE FIRST MORNING!!
FANGIRL COUNTS!
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
- Asami: I began to develop a friendship with the Avatar, won a drag race, and stood up to my crazy ass father!
- Bolin: I told off this annoying cop.
- Korra: I suspected a rich guy of being a mole and I was right, and I screwed up his Equalst machines!
- Lin: I proved I was truly Toph's daughter by being a badass metalbender and turning in my badge to BREAK SOME RULES.
- Tenzin: I was a total Mama bear when some assholes tried to hurt Korra and DID YOU SEE MY AIRBENDING WHEEL THINGY?
- Hiroshi: I'm pretty crazy, but I secretly funded the Equalist movement for years without anyone taking notice, and i can operate that Equalist machine like it's no one's business.
- Cabbage Man: I HAVE A FUCKING STATUE.
- Mako: ...I sneezed.
- Bryan: So, Mike, how should we fuck shit up this week?
- Mike: Hmmm... OH! OH! I'VE GOT IT! FIRST, LETS HINT AT A FRIENDSHIP BUILDUP BETWEEN KORRA AND ASAMI, THEN DESTOY IT BEFORE IT HAS EVEN HAPPENS!
- Bryan: YES. I LIKE THIS. YES.
- Mike: THEN, LETS GIVE THE FANDOM THE WORST POSSIBLE FEELINGS OF NOSTALGIA BY BRINGING CABBAGE MAN AND TOPHS LEGACIES INTO THE STORY.
- Bryan: YES. YES. LET THEM BURN IN THEIR MEMORIES.
- Mike: THEN, LETS LEAVE THEM WITH WITH AN OMINOUS ENDING THAT EMPLIES A MAJOR SHIT STORM OF SHIPPING AND EMOTIONALLY DAMAGING MATERIAL TO COME, BUT LETS NOT SHOW THE NEXT EPISODE FOR TWO. WEEKS.
- Bryan: ....
- Mike: ....
- Bryan: ....
- Mike: ....
- Bryan: LETS DO THIS SHIT.
- *Creator War Cry*
AND A HONEY BADGER.
YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY FUCKED.
- Aang: Oh boy, this cannot be good. C'mon Korra baby, c'mon Tenzin, you'll find your way out of this.
- Toph: WOOP WOOP THAT'S MY GIRL. YOU SEE THAT? AWWHHH YEA. THAT'S RIGHT SENSE THAT TUNNEL. SENSE THAT TUNNEL. OH YOU SEE THAT? OUTSIDE THE LAW BITCHES. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER RIGHT THERE TWINKLETOES. REPRESENT.
http://writer.bighugelabs.com/
THIS WONDERFUL CREATION AUTOMATICALLY SAVES AFTER A FEW MINUTES, WHEN YOU START A NEW DOCUMENT AND WHEN YOU OPEN A DIFFERENT DOCUMENT.
IT ALSO SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN TYPEWRITER (electric or manual- your choice)
If you aren’t excited by the last line, I have no idea why you follow this blog.
HOLY SHIT IF I USE THIS I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET SOME WRITING DONE
HOLY FUCK
I SHOULD DO THIS
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I was innocently checking my Tumblr dash while my younger brother was doing his homework. I saw this post and thought “Hmm this looks interesting…I like it when I don’t have to manually save documents.” That is when I saw that it can make type writer sounds and became so excited that I could not form a coherent sentence to tell my brother what had just happened. It doesn’t surprise me that once I was able to tell him why I was so excited he called me a dork and that it was stupid to get so worked up about it.
This website is now and forever in my favorites.
Submitted by : therealdutchy


