September 2012
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August 2012
34 posts
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
i mean lives
definatly just one of those days
OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS JUST THINKING AND YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET GRASS STAINS ON YOUR KNEES AND IT’S JUST GREEN OOZE FROM ROLLING ON GRASS WELL ISN’T THAT LIKE PLANT BLOOD ARE WE JUST ROLLING AROUND IN THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT ARE THEY SCREAMING AS WE BRUSH THEIR CRUSHED BRETHREN FROM OUR ASSES OH MY GOD VEGANS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
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reading a book and getting so into it you lose touch with reality
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- they need their alone time. you can play with them sometimes, but they need to recharge
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voicesofreasons: I’m thinking of becoming a scientist just so I can make the things from Doctor Who real.
I’m thinking of becoming a scientist just so I can make the things from Doctor Who real.
